I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS
STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)
STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”
STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen
"Seamus likes his rain."
I WOULDN’T EVEN BE MAD
dID SOMEBODY SAY LONG HAIRED LALONDES?
me in the club