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// Prepare your Dogs

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

konanyiffer420:

HOYL FUCK

konanyiffer420:

HOYL FUCK

megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

allmad:

"Seamus likes his rain."

I don”t think I’ve ever seen Seamus as happy as he is when it rains in the Sound Foam video. He is literally Only Happy When it Rains!

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

lil-chingona:

I WOULDN’T EVEN BE MAD

lil-chingona:

I WOULDN’T EVEN BE MAD

gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

tough choice

gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

tough choice

oitnb + text posts

ambitiousbard:

dID SOMEBODY SAY LONG HAIRED LALONDES?
[Arousal]

ambitiousbard:

dID SOMEBODY SAY LONG HAIRED LALONDES?

[Arousal]

thegeekyqueen:

IM CRYING

thegeekyqueen:

IM CRYING

snorlaxatives:

me in the club

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